There are times when we can all agree that people suck. Humans will let you down as often as they won't, but you know who will always be there for you? Cartoons.
But not every cartoon would be worth having there for you. Befriending Bugs Bunny or SpongeBob would probably get annoying real quick, and who would really want to invite a pantsless and forgetful Winnie the Pooh or someone as young as Stewie Griffin to their next kickback? We compiled a bunch of the cartoon characters who would probably be awesome to roll with and make every day feel like Saturday morning.
Gerald Johanssen
Plain and simple, Hey Arnold! holds up better than arguably any other cartoon from the late '90s and early 2000s. Of the kids on that show, there's no doubt that Gerald was the coolest. He'd be setting all the latest trends these days.
Bart Simpson
If we're being honest, we've wanted to be friends with Bart Simpson since we were in elementary school. He's the ultimate troublemaking friend who always brings the party with him.
Crona
For those who haven't watched Soul Eater, you should. It's a fantastic introductory anime with a great cast of characters. It also introduces maybe the most emo cartoon teenager to date in the form of Crona. If you ever shopped at Hot Topic, you'd totally be friends with Crona.
Jake the Dog
Although a wide variety of Adventure Time characters would make for great friends (the Earl of Lemongrab and Lumpy Space Princess would also be on our short list), there's no doubt that Jake would be the best option. He's as loyal as they come and can shapeshift into whatever you need him to be at any given time.
Big Gay Al
When looking at South Park characters, you really have to question who would you be able to tolerate being friends with on a regular basis. Randy Marsh would be cool, but no one would top Big Gay Al. He's super, after all.
Rick Sanchez
Would Rick be a lot to deal with as a daily friend? Yes, but he'd also bring a hell of a lot of entertainment into your life. What other 60-year-old cartoon characters are you going to hang with?
Skeeter Valentine
If you want to talk about diversifying your group of friends, having Skeeter in your crew would mean rolling with the only blue kid around. Plus, he's way cooler than anyone else on Doug except for maybe Porkchop. Now back to your regular argument about what race Patti Mayonnaise was.
Mordecai
Anyone on Regular Show would be a mixed bag to hang out with. No one's perfect, but they'd all be pretty solid pals. Frankly, Rigby is pretty annoying, but Mordecai would be fun to chill with.
Piccolo Jr.
Alright, so Piccolo might not be the most fun cartoon to hang out with, but can you imagine having a friend that powerful? Plus, he's less of a prick than any of Dragon Ball Z's true antagonists but isn't a sissy unless called upon to do something great like most of the good guys. Don't forget, Piccolo Day is May 9.
The Animaniacs
We wanted to pick one of the Animaniacs, but we just couldn't. Yakko, Wakko and Dot come as a package, and a great one at that. Pinky and the Brain should be considered too, but we couldn't deal with the Brain's condescending attitude.
Beavis
Beavis and Butt-Head are absolutely the friends you'd want when no one else is around. They're quote machines, and you know you'd always be laughing or rocking out with them. We gave a slight edge to Beavis just for his ability to show initiative.
Crush
You don't want to hang out with a giant sea turtle? What about the coolest turtle in history (except for maybe Lockjaw from Hey Arnold!)? Yeah, that's what we thought. It'd be totally radical, dude.
Space Ghost
He can fight evil, tell the best terrible jokes and host his own talk show. What more could you want out of a friend?
Eeyore
Some people might call Eeyore depressing, but we see him more as a realist. He's got things way more figured out than anyone else in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Olaf the Snowman
Do you want to befriend a snowman? If you don't, you're a filthy monster. Olaf is easily the best part of Frozen, and that's an undeniable fact.
Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat
Stimpy might not be the smartest friend you ever make, but is there anyone who could put you in a better mood on a regular basis? Unlike Ren, this cat's pretty much always happy, and we all need one friend who can cheer us up when the world (or 2016, at least) brings us down.
Joe Swanson
Being friends with cops can be tricky business, but Joe seems like he's one of the good ones. He'd be a far better person to have in your corner than anyone else in Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad or Bob's Burgers, and you'd be able to get to the front of the line at Disneyland every time.
Daria Morgendorffer
Life sucks, but Daria can help you get through it.
Edna Mode
While everyone else is running around with the superheroes in The Incredibles, we'd be hanging out with the real hero we all need. She could dress you, provide life advice and wouldn't take sass from anyone. You go girl!
Marvin the Martian
Seriously, he's a conquerer of world and can incinerate people with his ray gun. He's also resilient as hell just based on all of the times he's been blown to pieces and back in the next episode.
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